so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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