just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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