i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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