..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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