hotel room ftw
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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