I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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