his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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