absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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