Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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