SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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