is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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