so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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