ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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