Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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