Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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