Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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