Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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