We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Randomize
