I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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