drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
