stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
