Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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