the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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