Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
