Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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