Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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