Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize