He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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