I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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