woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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