I'll bet she douches with gravy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
is that a dick in a sweater?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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