I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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