Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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