I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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