Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Randomize