sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think I died a long time ago.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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