I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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