Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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