This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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