The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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