So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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