I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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