PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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