Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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