it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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