And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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