**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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