what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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