She announced her abortion via fbk
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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