My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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