To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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