he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
