I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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