I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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