I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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