I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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