She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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