he shaved USA in his pubs
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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